Alexis Rose
Suitcase Between Laos and Vietnam
Patrick: Are you sure you don’t want any help with that? S6:E1 | Timestamp 0:18 Alexis: I fit my high school best friend into a suitcase way smaller than this when we were crossing the Read more…
"That's Hot" in Cantonese
“That’s Hot” in Cantonese
Johnny: Oh, look at David. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer. S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:41 Alexis: Burn, David! S5:E12 “The Read more…
Alexis Rose
Original Pussycat Doll
Twyla: This is so exciting! I’ve never been in a musical before. Although I did have a cousin who was in Riverdance until she got trampled. S5:E9 “The M.V.P.” | Timestamp: 3:31 Alexis: Yeah, um, Read more…
Alexis Rose
Pizza Delivery for Jared Leto
Alexis: Okay, my turn. [clears throat] Hmm, never have I ever pretended to be a pizza delivery person so I could get into Jared Leto‘s Halloween party. S5:E5 “Housewarming” | Timestamp: 8:49 David: You’re a Read more…
Alexis Rose
Escaping the Yakuza
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice. S5:E2 “Love Letters” | Timestamp: 5:36 Ted: Uh, yeah, I’m dressed for the run that we’re supposed to be going on, but I don’t think Read more…
Alexis Rose
Christmas Cookies & Kraków
Alexis: What have we here? S4:E13 “Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose” | Timestamp: 5:47 Ted: Ah, it’s just a bit of a tradition at Christmas parties that I have with my friends. See, we do a Read more…
Alexis Rose
Ugandan Diamond Smuggler
Miguel: Um, how did you get so good at this? S4:E8 “The Jazzaguy” | Timestamp 13:55 Alexis: Hm, you learn pretty quickly when you’re in an Ugandan diamond smuggler’s villa playing for your friend’s freedom. Read more…
Alexis Rose
Resto-Lounge
Alexis: It reminds me of when I was in Bangkok. There was this amazing little Resto-Lounge that specialized in Tahitian food, and scalp massages. S3:E11 “Stop Saying Lice!” | Timestamp: 14:01 Ted: I’m not sure Read more…
Alexis Rose
Casually Dating Prince Harry
Alexis: My friends used to call me Marie, and that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was a whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing, um but it’s Read more…
Alexis Rose
Confident International Men
Alexis: How was your tester guy, was he a monster? S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:11 David: He was fine. Slightly distracted. Transitioning to a career as a DJ, but apparently none of the venues Read more…
Alexis Rose
Licensed in 7 Countries
Alexis: I don’t know why you didn’t ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries, and I have my “F” Class. S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 3:54 David: Isn’t that for Read more…
Alexis Rose
Prince Harry
Alexis: I know we just met, but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, then I think you can too. S2:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 10:00 Wendy: Well, I do feel better having a Read more…
Alexis Rose
South Korean Secret Police
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You’re not good under pressure. S02:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 8:52 David: And you are? S02:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 8:55 Alexis: Read more…
Alexis Rose
The Sultan’s Nephew
Alexis: Okay, so if there’s one thing I learned, is that when it comes to love, you cannot let the little things get in your way. Like I once dated this Sultan’s nephew who was Read more…
Alexis Rose
Edible Nail Polish from Guangzhou
David: So, are you nervous? This is like the first job you’ve ever had. S2:E10 “Ronnie’s Party” | Timestamp: 1:48 Alexis: No, it isn’t. S2:E10 “Ronnie’s Party” | Timestamp: 1:52 David: Putting your name on Read more…
Alexis Rose
The Check Point
Alexis: It’s just a check point, okay? I’ve been through tons of these in Johannesburg, um it’s like a drive-through except everybody has a gun. S2:E8 “Milk Money” | Timestamp: 14:48 Johnny: When were you Read more…
Advice with Duct Tape
Advice with Duct Tape
Alexis: Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them Read more…
Alexis Rose
Alexis Skills
Alexis: Anyway, I have lots of skills that you don’t have. S2:E4 “Estate Sale” | Timestamp: 9:33 Mutt: I am sure that you do S2:E4 “Estate Sale” | Timestamp: 9:37 Alexis: Like, have you ever Read more…
Alexis Rose
The FBI
David: Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 15:43 Alexis: I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: Read more…
Alexis Rose
Somali Pirates
Alexis: Oh, my God, ever since David left, you two have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates Read more…
Affair with Saudi Prince
Affair with Saudi Prince
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I’ve ever voluntarily had with someone. S1:E11 “Little Sister” | Timestamp: 7:14 Mutt: Voluntarily? S1:E11 “Little Sister” | Timestamp: 7:20 Alexis: Yeah. The Read more…
Alexis Rose
Thai Drug Lord
Alexis: “Okay, my turn. My turn, my turn. Um… Okay. My eyes are brown. I am basically sample-size, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk, by bribing him with sex. Read more…