Johnny: Oh, look at David. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer. S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:41 Alexis: Burn, David! S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:48 David: Okay, here’s why that joke didn’t work. S5:E12 “The Roast Read more…
David: Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 15:43 Alexis: I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 15:46
Alexis: Oh, my God, ever since David left, you two have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts? S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 11:32 Moria: Read more…
Alexis: “Okay, my turn. My turn, my turn. Um… Okay. My eyes are brown. I am basically sample-size, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk, by bribing him with sex. “ S1:E4 “Bad Parents” | Timestamp: 10:17 Johnny: “Right idea, honey, but you know what?” Read more…