Alexis: I know we just met, but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, then I think you can too. S2:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 10:00 Wendy: Well, I do feel better having a lawyer in the room. S2:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 10:05 Alexis: [gasps] Oh, my God, Read more…
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You’re not good under pressure. S02:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 8:52 David: And you are? S02:E12 “Lawn Signs” | Timestamp: 8:55 Alexis: Um, I’m sorry, were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Read more…
Alexis: Okay, so if there’s one thing I learned, is that when it comes to love, you cannot let the little things get in your way. Like I once dated this Sultan’s nephew who was forbidden to talk to me or even to look at me, and we made it Read more…
David: So, are you nervous? This is like the first job you’ve ever had. S2:E10 “Ronnie’s Party” | Timestamp: 1:48 Alexis: No, it isn’t. S2:E10 “Ronnie’s Party” | Timestamp: 1:52 David: Putting your name on a line of edible nail polish isn’t what I would call having a job. S2:E10 Read more…
Alexis: It’s just a check point, okay? I’ve been through tons of these in Johannesburg, um it’s like a drive-through except everybody has a gun. S2:E8 “Milk Money” | Timestamp: 14:48 Johnny: When were you in Johannesburg? S2:E8 “Milk Money” | Timestamp: 14:54 Alexis: I don’t know, I remember I Read more…
Alexis: Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard. S2:E7 “The Candidate” | Timestamp: 15:48 David: Thanks. Um, see you there? Read more…
Alexis: Anyway, I have lots of skills that you don’t have. S2:E4 “Estate Sale” | Timestamp: 9:33 Mutt: I am sure that you do S2:E4 “Estate Sale” | Timestamp: 9:37 Alexis: Like, have you ever had to negotiate in Arabic? It is very difficult. S2:E4 “Estate Sale” | Timestamp: 9:38 Read more…
David: Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 15:43 Alexis: I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time. S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 15:46
Alexis: Oh, my God, ever since David left, you two have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts? S2:E1 “Finding David” | Timestamp: 11:32 Moria: Read more…