Schitt’s Creek | S3:E4 “Driving Test”

Alexis: How was your tester guy, was he a monster?

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:11

David: He was fine. Slightly distracted. Transitioning to a career as a DJ, but apparently none of the venues around here could handle his sound…

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:13

Alexis: See? I told you. He didn’t care. You never trust me!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:26

David: Yes, I do.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:31

Alexis: No, you don’t!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:32

David: Yes, I do.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:34

Alexis: No, and you never take my advice. And I’m always the last person you turn to.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:35

David: What do you want me to say?

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:39

Alexis: Well like, what makes me different than Stevie or Mom? You trust them with stuff.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:40

David: Okay, you wanna talk trust? Stevie and Mom weren’t running around the world for a decade and half with random men, leaving me at home to wonder whether they were okay!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:45

Alexis: Well, I’m sorry for having fun, David. With a selection of very confident international men. But I was always okay.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 16:54

David: Were you? Because I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports, and colored contacts lenses whenever you needed them.

I was the one at home, not having fun because I was…constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week.

Not Mom and Dad. Me!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 17:01

Alexis: Well, you didn’t have to worry about me.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 17:25

David: Well, I did.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 17:28
Schitt’s Creek | S3:E4 “Driving Test”

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