Schitt’s Creek | S3:E4 “Driving Test”

Alexis: I don’t know why you didn’t ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries, and I have my “F” Class.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 3:54

David: Isn’t that for transport trucks?

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:00

Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it’s not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:01

David: Okay, I don’t have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver’s license!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:09

Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:16

David: Okay, the big different is that nothing seems to give you anxiety, which is actually sort of concerning.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:22
Schitt’s Creek | S3:E4 “Driving Test”

Alexis: Oh, that reminds me, can you hold the wheel for a second, I need to check my phone.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:26

David: Oh, my God! I’ll tell you what’s not helping me right now! –THIS!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:30

Alexis: Hey, relax, David. I once had a seven-year-old drive me around Mumbai, so I’m pretty sure you’re cool to steer for a sec.

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:33

David: Ugh!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:39

Alexis: Okay. Okay! Breaths! Breaths!

S3:E4 “Driving Test” | Timestamp: 4:42

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