Thai Drug Lord

Alexis: “Okay, my turn. My turn, my turn. Um… Okay. My eyes are brown. I am basically sample-size, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk, by bribing him with sex. “

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Johnny: “Right idea, honey, but you know what?” It’s gotta be more challenging for everybody–

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Moria: “Her eyes are aqua.”

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Johnny: “YOU DID WHAT?”

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Alexis: “I’m kidding. I clearly would never bribe anyone with sex.”

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Johnny: “WHEN WERE YOU IN THAILAND?”

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Alexis: “I told you that I was on a spring break. Everyone can just calm down, because Aroon was a lovely gentleman, until he ran out of money.”

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David: “How many people do you know that are currently in the prison system? Is it like 12?”

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Alexis: “Um, I’m pretty sure just two.”

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Johnny: “All right, that’s enough. Good game. Good game, everybody! Alexis you’re grounded.”

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Alexis: “No! That was ten years ago, and everybody does dumb stuff in high school.”

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Johnny: “YOU WERE 17?”

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Johnny: “Did you know about this?”

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Moira: “As if. I don’t do girl talk.”

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